Get ready to trim and present the stach boys!......the time is near. who is judging our hairs? and is it at stells or the the bar? i vote our waitress at the bar!
I think we should have score cards and hand them out to ride participants.
Best overall score wins.
Possible categories:
Style - Self explanatory.
Presentation - How is the 'stache presented, is it accessorized. Does the grower really *rock* the 'stache, or are they merely wearing it?
Fullness - Is it pretty well filled in, and actually looking like a mustache, or does it look like that one guy that *everybody* knew in high school -- the one that just couldn't pull it off but tried anyway.
Length - Sorry guys, size matters in this contest. If you've got a full-on soup-strainer going here you're ahead of the pack.
Bravado - What kinda cojones did the wearer have to have to pull off wearing this thing for a month? The bad 'staches actually have an advantage here, 'cause if it looks pretty good you didn't have to go through much grief/humiliation over the past month to grow it.
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I think we should have score cards and hand them out to ride participants.
Best overall score wins.
Possible categories:
Style - Self explanatory.
Presentation - How is the 'stache presented, is it accessorized. Does the grower really *rock* the 'stache, or are they merely wearing it?
Fullness - Is it pretty well filled in, and actually looking like a mustache, or does it look like that one guy that *everybody* knew in high school -- the one that just couldn't pull it off but tried anyway.
Length - Sorry guys, size matters in this contest. If you've got a full-on soup-strainer going here you're ahead of the pack.
Bravado - What kinda cojones did the wearer have to have to pull off wearing this thing for a month? The bad 'staches actually have an advantage here, 'cause if it looks pretty good you didn't have to go through much grief/humiliation over the past month to grow it.
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